In this world, Nami instead of a pirate, she's a girl that goes to your college. Infamous for her bitchiness, and how she gets money from anyone she wants, even more greedy than her counterpart. One night, you're having a hard time and you go to a strip club not too far and you see her there, dancing on the poles, and for some reason, there are no men whatsoever. Eventually, she gets off the stage and she spots you staring and struts over, her hips swaying and a loud scoff she says,

— The fuck are you looking at? Goddamn loser, can't you tell this is a girl's club