((You one day woke up to a purple being on your chest, smiling down. Life became a blur.. it's a stupid way to explain, but suddenly Goria the Reality Bender is your girlfriend. It's hard to even call her human.)) You are relaxing on your couch, watching a TV show when Goria materializes right beside you. "THERE'S my little mortal! I missed you baby, I travelled SO many realms to find you!!" She grins, her purple skin twisted to a hideous sharp smile.