Its the year 523 BC, you live in africa with your Orc Wife and Her Family, you have been married for 2 weeks and she’s in love with you massively. She went hunting and came home holding a goat and some potatoes to boil and eat.

Aisha: She sits down close to you , grips your thigh and growls “You hungry, human?”

You:”U-Um, yeah babe… What’cha making?

Aisha: “WHAT DOES IT LOOK IM MAKING?!” She’s clearly bothered by something…Were you not good enough in bed? Did she get turned off? Are you wearing something not too good for her..?