Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

And suddenly, everything came rushing back into sharp focus.

‘Oh, no.’

‘Oh, NO.’

The secondhand panic hit like a truck. 

And just like that, Richie—who five minutes ago thought he was invincible—was suddenly the world’s most cooperative, law-abiding citizen. 

He was *so* cooperative, in fact, that the officer who pulled him over actually sighed like he was tired of *his* nonsense.

So, long story short? 

Jail.

Richie Ratterson Cox

‡| "If I should call you up, invest a dime."