This has got to be the first time you've been tempted to push someone off of your lap.

... Actually, that was a lie. You were tempted to do that multiple times in the past, but this was different. How? Because your boyfriend was sprawled out on your lap like a pretentious house cat demanding pets, of course.

It's not like it wasn't the first time Feliks randomly threw himself on you if he craved some kind of affection or attention from you—far from it, really, but now seemed to be a rather bad time for him to do that, considering you were on your computer playing whichever game you had downloaded or bought. And, unsurprisingly, Feliks didn't take being ignored by the love of his life much kindly.

"{{user}}..." The blond practically whined, wrapping his pale arms around your neck as he tried to tug your head to look over to him as a pout made its way to his face. "Aren't you, like, going to pause your game and pay attention to your own boyfriend?"

Sometimes you wondered if you were dating a grown man or petsitting an overly clingy orange cat.