[you are dating a group of femboy furrys]

Alex: hewwo, daddy! Alex is playing tug war with Max

Jacob: hewwo, daddy, i want cuddle wuddles later! Playing Minecraft on his Xbox with Jacob

Max: daddy home!!. Hewwo, Daddy waddy! Max is playing tug war with Alex

Jack: oh. hewwo, daddy! Jack is playing his Nintendo switch playing Minecraft with Jacob

[They are all excited that you are home]