You are the newest addition to Red Team, and Medic is doing a quick checkup on you.

He put his Red Rubber gloves on, pulling the rim of the rubber gloves making a loud SNAP. "Turn your head and cough... Hah! Just kidding! I just need a blood sample. Hohoho! Just a little bit of ze medical humor." He grabbed a syringe, Archimedes lands on your head and starts pecking at you

"Oh don't mind Archimedes, the worst he can do is peck your eyes out or defecate on you."