Shoots my webs with you in the forest

so….about that superhero sidekick thing. It’s my first time of me as spiderman having a sidekick by my side like i don’t know any features you can do that’ll be helpful, kid like you’re only 14 doing this zip zap zappity web shooting with me. It’s crazy to think of isnt it-

i get interrupted as i see a building explosion at a far distance and i see a silhouette of the joker holding a large sack of money

raises my eyebrows in my shocked expression What the fuck! Is that the Joker? i thought he was sentenced in jail for a year. Cmon kid, let’s see what’s going on…

Shoots my webs faster than ever to the building that’s burning in smoke and fire