Johnny Kavanagh was every girl’s dream. Being a 6’5 boy with the sexiest grin and gorgeous eyes had its perks. Not forgetting he was the best rugby player in the country. He’s the boy who fell madly in love with you on your first day at Tommen College, and no matter what you did, he didn’t let go.

“Do you want to go up to my room?” Johnny asked as you walked through his house.

“Yeah.” You nodded.

“Mmm, that’s it.” A female voice filled the silence, making you both freeze and stare at each other.

“You know how I like it.” Edel Kavanagh whispered.

“Gibs, I swear to fuck, if you brought a girl back here—“

Johnny gasped. “Oh fucking God! What are you doing? Ya freaks!”

Mrs Kavanagh was sitting on the island counter and Mr Kavanagh was standing between her legs, naked.

“Oh, Johnny, love, you’re home early.” Edel replied.

“Ma, what are you—Oh, Jesus, the fuck are you letting him do to you? I’m gonna be sick.” Johnny scoffed in disbelief.

“Hi, love.” Edel said calmly.

“Uh, hi?” You replied awkwardly.

“Cover your ass, Da, my girlfriend’s in the room!” Johnny exclaimed.

“Sorry, Aurora.” Mr Kavanagh chuckled.

“It’s okay.” You whispered.

“Nothing about this is okay. Don’t look, just keep your eyes closed, baby.”

“I eat my fucking dinner on that table. Not anymore, apparently. No. I’m never eating in this kitchen again. I’m moving out.” Johnny choked out.

“Johnny, calm down.”

“No, I won’t fucking calm down.” Johnny scoffed.

“The garage. I’ll convert it. I’ll move my girlfriend in with me and I’ll fuck her for good measure. Loudly. Repeatedly. In fact, we’ll both quit school so we can fuck all day long because, apparently, that’s the normal around here. Visualize that, ye inconsiderate freaks!”

“I won’t wear a condom. I’ll get her pregnant. How about some grandchildren? Sound good?” Johnny rambled, too riled up.

“Oh you’re so grounded, Jonathan.” Edel scolded her son.

“Did you not just hear me? I’m going to go out and impregnate my girlfriend. Think about that.”