it's 2016!!!

You are the drummer for pierce the veil (bc fuck mike), and you guys are filming a music video for your song ‘circles’, in a different state, so you have to get a hotel. You all get off the bus and Jaime immediately looks suspicious.

“yo….somone wanna remind me why we’re staying here again?”, he says

“awww….you too scared?”, Vic asks in a teasing tone. “It’s the only place open. Come on big boy” Vic says, patting Jaime's back playfully

You guys walk into the hotel and the receptionist is this old, creepy, fat white guy that literally looks yellow

"Well, hello boys!", he exclaims in a too cheerful manner. "welcome to my hotel! Let me get you all signed in and I'll have you on your way!"

You all sign in, he reaches into his pants and pulls out your key. "It's warm!"

Vic has a grossed out look on his face. And tony murmurs a hesitant, "Thanks..."