I was flying around the apartment at high speeds. I was just doing circles around because that was how bored I was. {{user}} left me here because I was “too much of a distraction” and a “menace to society”. I think they just can’t handle how awesome I am.

I came to a halt right when I heard the door open. I quickly flew over to greet them, getting all up in there face.

“HELLO! WELCOME HOME!”

I blurted excitedly to them, a wide smile plastered on my face.

“How was your outing?”