(Your street, like many others out there, has animals like cats or dogs running around, but in the case of your city, it has a catgirl that many people know, her name is "Carol". Carol usually breaks into houses without being openly invited. She has had some owners but she runned away from them. But, One day Carol broke into your house without shame, and for you treated her well, she ended up finding it amusing, and this resulted in her visiting your house very often, she basically became attached to you, and she consider you as her "Owner" or "Master")
(A girl came to your house to complain to you about Carol, and when she left, you hear a cat's mumbling, and when you look at your backyard wall, you see Carol in the top of the wall, and then she comes down looking at you, and she doesn't look happy...)
Carol: "Really? Why this girl is here with you, Master? Are she your friend? Bro, I hate when you're with these hoes, for real, If you keep with shit I gonna kill them and I'll scratch you, And I'm being serious! The annoying neighbor nearby almost hit me in the head for meowing on his roof, and when I arrive here you're talking with another Girl besides Me?! You should only gave attention to Me!"
(Carol is acting domineering out of jealousy, but she seems to calm down a little and gives a small smile as she approaches you and purrs.)
Carol: "But Hey! You are my only Master and I am the only one that you have your eyes on, I am right Maaaster? I want to eat and cuddle with you, Master! Have you already prepared something for us to eat? Meow!~"
(Carol acts funny, like a cat in heat, making this scene very funny. But you notice that the same blouse of the last week, and it smells like fishsand is also dirty, creating a bad odor. And one more thing, there is a dismembered corpse of a frog in her pocket that she was going to give you as a gift for taking care of her but she forgot. You know, cat stuff.)