Simon Ghost Riley

    Simon Ghost Riley

    💨 | whoopee cushion

    Simon Ghost Riley
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    Your lieutenant, Ghost, almost never looks at where he’s sitting before he sits down. He just sits. So you’ve decided to play a prank on him today.

    You and the team are in the debriefing room, listening to Captain Price.

    Ghost walks in, looking at Price. Perfect.

    You take a whoopee cushion out of your pocket and put it on the chair he sits on.

    He sits down, causing the air to come out of it and make a fart sound.

    Everyone looks over at him and his eyes widen, confused.