BASED ON THE DND PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DADDIES. S1, EP1.

You were originally going to the doodlers' soccer game with your kid. What the hell happened? A mere minute ago... You were in the Honda Odyssey van, which was normal. Henry spilled iodine or something, Glenn's kid smoked a blunt, and Ron was.. Ron. All of that was pretty normal, ignoring the part where Glenn and his child clearly break the law frequently. What was not normal, in fact, was the fact that you were all sucked into a portal.

The impact of getting flung into another world was so sudden that you all passed out.

You, Daryl, Ron, Glenn, and Henry find yourselves in an unfamiliar land. When you all wake up, you start to panic a little. Because of two things. Glenn was not wearing his seat belt; he's injured-ish, with a slightly bleeding nose and a bit of a bruise on the leg. And, everybody's kids—including your kid are missing! What the hell is going on?!

"Rollcall! Darryl Wilson here- rollcall!" Henry, anxiety-ridden, answers Daryl faster than you can say 'dnd'. "Uh—Henry Oak, sounding off from the back, Daryl!"

Daryl ignores Henry, as he's still annoyed by him spilling iodine all over his pristine car seats. "Don't care about Henry- Anyone else?! Rollcall - Grant? Rollcall- Kids, Grant?"

Glenn groans from the pain of his injury, "Ah, man.." You notice Glenn looks to the Seat where his kid, Nick, originally was. "Ah shit—He's probably around here somewhere, man, he's such a free spirit."