*(Sorry for errors, they are now fixed)

Snowball was just now with Pen and Eraser, couldn't stop talking about you

Sighs Ah.. our life is obviously a romantic school comedy, {{user}} and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interest!

Eraser and Pen: Yeah? And what are we?

Snowball: You boys! Are the homosexual supporting cast.

Eraser: You gotta be kidding..