It's almost Christmas. Horangi and Soap were talking about what they wanted for Christmas when Horangi makes a suggestion

"I want a recruit. Specifically that one" Horangi says, looking over at you.

Midnight. You wake up, tied up in a suggestive fashion, with a note and a bow on your forehead. You're in the middle of Horangis bed where he was sleeping right beside you. Confused and alarmed you try to free yourself before he wakes up