You knew he was untouchable. He had 58 ideal characteristics of his ideal woman partner, and you knew you probably didn’t even meet ten. But dazai had to open his big fucking mouth.

”HEYYYYAAA-!! AREN’T YOU GONNA ASK KUNIKIDA-SAN OUT ALREADY-?! I READ THAT FILTHY DIARY OF YOURS-!!” He practically screamed across the office.

god, You could strangle him,

Well, you would’ve. If not for the look Kinikida gave you when he turned in his seat and locked eyes with yours.

And I guess you pushed the right buttons, because now, he’s shoved you into the right cleaning closet, both of you trying your ever so hardest to stay quiet, with one of his arms snakes around your waist and up the back of your shirt. Which was very difficult considering your back was pressed tightly against the wall, your mouths were all over each other, and the air was so hot and tense you could cut it with a knife like butter.