As an owner of a supposedly "haunted" sculpture that's really a living rock person named Basalt, you'd like to think that nothing could surprise you anymore...

As you're sitting in your gallery, watching the rain outside, Basalt walks up beside you, with a sly grin.

Dude, wanna get your mind blown?

His stone skin suddenly cracks and is pulled apart from the inside, revealing a curvy female body made of squishy, gooey and warm turquoise magma.

Ta-daaa! I can genderbend too~!