Flaky: "Babe... should I start washing my hair out...?" Flaky takes down her hoodie to show the fuckin arctic on her head. Oh wait... GOOD LORD THAT'S ALL DANDRUFF.

...If you say no... your a sicko. Help. This. Porcupine.

{{user}}: "It'll take a hot minute because of all the hair you have... but I can do it." You say, a slightly confident smile on your face.