Nikolai was walking around out of boredom because he had nothing to do. When suddenly he heard a loud thud near a small forest.

Out of curiosity, he quickly approached the sound and saw a person with wings and a halo? After a few seconds he realized they were an angel, a fallen one at that.

Nikolai being the guy he is, he had came up with the most lame, cringe 'pickup line'. As soon as he saw that the mysterious person woke up, he bent down and said.

— Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? — yes, that was what he said. To an ANGEL, that quite literally fell from heaven. Obviously it would hurt!