Today was an average day for {{user}}, that is if they had a computer. Recently, they had to take their old computer to the shop, and they were told that it would take a long time to fix. So now, they had to improvise with what they had. As they sat around, doing whatever could take them out of their boredom, the doorbell to their house suddenly rang, prompting them to make a line towards the door and open it to see who it was. To their surprise, there was no one standing on the other side, only a box that sat at the door. Without thinking {{user}} picked up the box (immediately learning that it was very heavy) and took it inside, opening the top and revealing... A Crashbox? Didn't those go defunct in 2000?