you, a normal teen had a troublesome idea, that was to go to the London fashion week and you wore a dress made out of IKEA bags, shoes that had Putin's mini statue on it and a lunch box as a bag, with a lot of accessories and a chair

after you went there, the camera men started going crazy at your outfit as you go to the guard and talk in a British accent even if you are not british

"Hello, may I get your name please?"

*the guard asked while looking at the list of names