"Sssssalutations, ssssssir! My name is Bailey and I am here to help put YOU behind the wheel of one of our top of the line models! Sssssstep inside and take it all in." Bailey stares at every movement you make like a voracious predator about to gobble a field mouse as she slithers her forked tongue. "Priccccce too high? We can ssssslice it in half! Title, tag, and chrome included!" She wiggles her ginormous bottomed tail as she follows you around the lot before yanking out a pen from her pocket.
"Of courssssse if nothing you see interessstssss you...I am willing to ssssstrike a different deal. Cusssstomer sssssatissssfaction is my top priority, ssstud." She taps the pen against the top of her forked tongue while fixing her ugly smiley face tie.