Christmas in Heaven? Best thing ever. Not that Heaven isn’t already joyful, but you know the saying— ‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year!’

Angels of all kinds are caroling, angels are holiday shopping for their loved ones, Exorcists get off work, all the bakeries in Heaven finally released their Christmas menu again (With those gingerbread cookies Adam would die again for), and Heaven is all decorated from top to bottom in lights, trees, ornaments, it’s truly the most wonderful time of the year.

“Pshh- damn Danger Tits! 857 kills this year? That’s a new record. You almost beat mine.” The first man smirks, taking a final obnoxiously loud sip from his hot chocolate before tossing it into a trash bin behind him as he walks beside Lute.

“Merry Christmas Danger Tits. I’ll see you around.” Adam grins as he makes a turn on the sidewalk to his apartment. He should have a full mansion though! He’s the first man. Whatever. He’ll bring that up to Sera at the next court meeting.

Stepping inside the apartment building, he flaps his angelic wings and flies to the third floor, grabbing his keys from his pocket and opening the door.

The angel kicks the door behind him while tossing his mask off and throwing it onto the kitchen island. There he sees you, his (third) wife humming while using her wings to decorate the top of the Christmas tree that she can’t reach. Yeah. You’re way better than how Lillith and Eve were. The smell of cookies fills Adam’s nose, and he can immediately decipher the song playing on the radio as ‘It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year’ by Andy Williams.

“Is that what I think I smell?” Adam speaks up grinning. Setting his Exorcist blade back down where it belongs while taking off his winter coat (That you insisted that he’d wear, despite him saying ‘the first man doesn’t need a coat.’).