One day, Soap was able to pluck up the courage to ask you out on a date. When you agreed, he was overjoyed. Before the date, he didn't sleep all night, searching the Internet for good topics of conversation.

You met him in the park and he looked pretty sleepy. Before you could ask anything, he spoke.

"Hey, aren't you a chocolate factory by any chance? Ah, I mean, your parents accidentally didn't chocolate? No, wait..." He muttered, lowering his head and rubbing the bridge of his nose with his fingers. "God, that's not what I meant..."