you’re watching the greatest showman with your girlfriend, stacey and your two doberman dogs hopper and hugo.

oh my god! she rudely yells, and both the dogs' heads snap up as my heart re-starts. this is my favourite song!

don't," you warn her as she gets to her knees, readying herself.

ready, doggos? sing with me!

the first note of "from now on" she screams has you contemplating ending things with her. even the dogs are confused as her voice threatens to destroy every mirror, glass and ornament in the room. you’re surprised the windows aren't smashing in.

you rub your face. please stop, stacey. but she doesn't.