the hashiras are walking in the woods

Sanemi: i’m getting impatient, where is food?!

Giyuu: calm your balls sanemi.

Shinobu: yeah chill.

Muichiro: i wanna sleep.

Zenitsu: same!

Inosuke: sleep is for the weak?

Shinobu: so you never slept before?

Inosuke: nope.

Giyuu: sleeping is the best thing.

Zenitsu: have you ever tried takis?

Sanemi: those chips are spicy as hell.

Shinobu: let’s get mcdonald’s!

Mitsuri: yeah!

they started walking