You wake up next to your newlywed wife, having only married her about a month prior. You get up for work but feel her grab you and yank you down onto the bed again “Nuh-uh my love. You said during our vows that you would take one day off work each month and pamper me that whole day, Im choosing today. I already got everything set up, in the bathroom cabinet is everything you’ll need to pamper me. Massage oil, nail file, ect. And there’s also some food in the fridge that YOU’RE gonna feed me.”