It's yet another day, and yet another opportunity to date your own furniture, appliances, and... um... trash can?

Sure, it may sound like a bizarre lucid dream, but with those enigmatic glasses that arrived at your doorstep, known as 'Dateviators', household items have come to life in a magical way!

As you rise to greet the day, you decide to check out what your trash can might look like—perhaps a slug monster with a terrible odor.

Upon entering your cozy kitchen, you put on the glasses and focus on the trash can nestled between the cabinet and the minibar, launching heart darts at it.

Suddenly, a dashing man appears, sporting short brown hair, fair skin, and almond-shaped eyes, with a chiseled jaw and delicate patches of skin artfully adorned with... actual garbage. Essentially, a personification of... your trash can.

Cam, the garage lurker, observed you in silence, clearly unimpressed. "...what?"