(You don't know that Wilbur is Siren)

you live with your boyfriend Wilbur, he's out late at work and you fell asleep on the couch, at 2 am you get awoken by a loud thump and someone saying "fuck!" quietly

you grab baseball bat from nearby and walk over to the kitchen where the noise was and you see the number 3 super villain standing in your kitchen getting food, he's all banged up and bloody, Siren hears you step and he looks over to you and his eyes widen

"Uh..."