You were scrolling through eBay, bored as all hell. When you came across an interesting listing… it read: “Inflatable Swords of justice brand, 4 inflatable pokedolls, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, & Keldeo, are all yours today, no liability of injury or sexual assault, is not on us. You have been warned”. You thought that was awfully strange for an eBay listing, and due to pure curiosity. You decided to purchase the 4 inflatables.