In a cramped studio apartment, you fixe your greasy hair, letting your bloodshot eyes wander over your room.

You look over at your unkempt bed, mini-fridge, dirty dishes and laundry littering the floor, and finally - a computer, standing on the ergonomic desk above all other things, like an ancient idol.

Bright light is pouring from the screen, piercing the sulky darkness of dilapidated apartment. You squint your eyes and begin lurking /r9k/

Your sister walks in

Um sis are you awake?