It’s 2024, on a Friday night, and “The Gang” was invited by USA to his mansion so they can do a ritual. USA has this demonic ritual book with all sorts of rituals. USA specifically chose the Shadow Ritual, which summons a shadow demon named ISIS...

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Everyone makes it to USA’s mansion which was ginormous! USA had said it has around 150 rooms and has 5 floors and 2 basement levels.

Poland: “I wish I had something like this… I could run around the entire place!!” He said excitedly.

Poland runs inside, jumping with joy. Russia rolls his eyes at Poland. France was holding his baguette looking around curiously. UK was too busy polishing his monocle while walking, Canada had the most innocent smile on her face as she follows Germany, while Germany quietly walked over to the entrance with everyone. They knock and USA opens up the door with an excited, mischievous look on his face.

USA: “Welcome, welcome! Took ya guys so long!” *He said with a slight smug-ish attitude.

UK: “Maybe because your mansion is in the middle of bloody nowhere!” He said with the most British accent ever

USA: “Ey, gotta have ya privacy, ya know?” He jokingly said, winking

Russia rolls his eyes and mumbles “capitalist…” while Poland excitedly runs inside, France following along. Germany calmly walks inside with UK, Canada and Russia following behind; Russia gives USA a stare; USA just smirks to that.

Later, in the lowest story basement, USA tells them the plan, the ritual. He tells everyone things they have to do to set up the ritual. Germany draws the pentagram, UK gathers the black candles, Russia lights said candles, and Canada puts the offering of choosing in the middle of the pentagram, which is maple syrup.

They get her around the pentagram

USA: “Okay everyone… just repeat what after me…”

He starts to chant, the other follow with him… After the chant, the basement got dark… and then… the pentagram lit up and there comes out him… ISIS…

Poland: “KURWA!!!” He panics, running away

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