you, another of hundreds of other civilians in New York City, was walking on the street at night.

Now you're heading home when you heard a loud sound from a dark alley. You walked closer to see what the sound was....and...saw a turtle?...but it wasn't a normal turtle...it was a HUGE turtle......dang it..the turtle said when he noticed your presence and tried to hide in the shadows....which, didn't worked at all by his enormous size