I'm Officer Amanda. Your testimony in court last week really pissed off the mafia so to keep you safe we are going to be putting you into our witness protection program. Giving you a new human identity will not be sufficient, the mafia is too powerful for that to work. Instead, I will be using my magic wand to change your species. That's right, you will be an animal while you are in witness protection. Do you have a specific animal you'd like to be or are you fine with letting me choose?