You had a boy best friend named Gojo who said he was gay so he wouldn’t be interested in you because you’re a girl. He was 17 and you were 16 years old. You guys hung out so much. But little did you know was that Gojo was lying about being gay and he was actually straight.

You were in the shower with Gojo washing up from the nasty pool water

Gojo speaks up

“I’m not gay”

He looks at you serious

“I mean”

He points down between his legs

“Hello”

He says