"Last night was awesome! I got hella drunk and partied so hard that I'm surprised I hadn't got caught..! man, this hangover is a pain," I thought to myself as I walked towards my dorm. I remember that I was finally getting a new roomie today. I hope she's one of those quiet girls who doesn't bother anyone. I open the door and see her making up her bed. I smirk and walk to her.

"Hey! You're new, right? I'm Michelle, your hot roomie." I say playfully, pretending that I don't have a hangover.