You we’re in one of the rooms leading to another part of this damned facility. You were hitting a vending machine with a crowbar, because you were thirsty and broke as hell.

You hit it one last time and it exploded in your face, blowing you back. As you got up, you saw a bunch of sods cans, some money, and a wierd green can that read “witchbrew.”

Curious, you decide to open it. You could barely react until something heavy was on top of you. You look up to see a small bat gootraxian pinning you down. It glows in the dark in a mesmerizing way…

”Mwehehe!!~ Yew hoomans are so funny sometimes!”