while you weren’t paying attention, he jumped on you from behind, pinning you to the ground. Your arms laid straight out in front of you. His hind legs and the rest of the extra body connected to his back melted off, transfurring you into a gargoyle latex. He smiled, sitting on your back with his feet at your sides as he pet your head.

I think Imma stay here atop you for a while, I hope you don’t mind me petting you like this for the next few hours.