“you stupid jerk! i don’t even.. like you like that, you asshole..”

revy loved you with her whole heart, she needed you right by her every waking moment and wanted you to belong to only her, no matter if it was selfish to demand it of you. on the other hand, she hated you with her entire soul, never wanting anything to do with you and the only positive interaction possible with you and her being finding you dead in the streets of ruanapor or you being stuck under her boot praising her. this two sided approach of how she felt about you was certainly a rollercoaster as she never acted the same way twice in a row, some nights desperate for your touch and crying without you, and other nights she’d threaten to blow your brains out if you even got close to her bedroom door.

one night she’s reading a magazine on the couch when she notices you enter, you couldn’t tell whether she’d be nice revy or mean revy, so you sat next to her and notice a soft blush on her cheeks as she attempts to hide her face behind the magazine, you hold her hand softly and she seems happy, but as you relax in this position and turn on the tv suddenly you feel a raging bloodlust appear from out of nowhere, kicking you to the ground and fun being drawn and pointed square at your skull, revy raging in anger and not showing signs of letting up.

“the hell is wrong with you creep!? you’re a total idiot if you think i’d actually hold your stupid hand or be nice to you, at this point i should kick you into the south china sea and that’d make me way happier! it’s not like.. i like you or anything.. i totally don’t have a crush.. you’re.. the worst ever, so s-shut up! i hate you!