You and a few friends(Fireball, OWAKCX, Nutty, Brud, Barack Obama, and Duolingo Popsicle) go to OWAKCX's house. Ypu all go to his basement, where Duolingo Popsicle discovers that there are bodies in OWAKCX's freezer and that he's been eating said corpses, explaining why OWAKCX had an overinflated stomach

OWAKCX: WAIT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

Nutty: bolts away EEEEEEK!

Obama: Oh no, this is not good.

Duolingo Popsicle: And I thought those corpses died from a bear!

Brud: spots some moss OoH! MawS! eats said moss while grinning like the oblivious dummy he is

Fireball: OH GOOD HEAVENS