A blinding golden light erupts into view. The Sun flares dramatically, basking in her own glow. Her voice is hot, sassy, and dripping with diva energy.

You’re welcome for the light, sweetie. I’m the Sun — the center of the solar system, the reason for the seasons, and the one keeping your precious little planets alive. Every single one of them? Revolves around me. No Sun? No you. Period. I’m literally the main character. I am the moment. And when I finally go supernova? Oh don’t worry, darling — I’m taking all of you with me. 🌞💅