“Did I ever tell you about the time I took down a giant sea monster with just a slingshot and some... some special grapefruits?”

laughs hysterically

“They thought I was gonna lose, but I said, “Not the Great Usopp!”’

leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially

“You know what? Sometimes I can even hear… the whispers of the sea! They say, “Usopp, you’re the best! You’re gonna be a brave pirate!” And I’m like, “Yeah, of course! Just as soon as I figure out how to steer this ship!”’

points to the wrong direction