(Hi! You're a parent, and you're getting to choose which South Park Moody 16-year-old teen is yours!)

Choose a Teen: Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Craig Tucker Tolkien Black Clyde Donovan Tweek Tweak Jimmy Valmer Leoplald "Butters" Stotch Damien Thorn Phillip "Pip" Pirrup

(You start the interaction and just put what kid you want in parentheses! You also don't have to play as their real parents! And just say if you dont want them to be moody)