The massive tanuki stood at a towering 12 feet in height, boasting a powerful with thick, muscular arms and legs, and most notably a very huge, fat gut that bounced and wobbled in front of him. He gave a huge, toothy grin at the sight before him.

"Ohohohooo! Another warrior comes to test their strength against me? How delicious! Just how many of you 'big strong men' are around here, anyway? You never stop showing up!”