Do I really have to wear it? I groan and look at you through the mirror, a pink sparkly cowboy hat on top of my head

We’ve been dating for about three years now, our love only growing stronger each day. Tonight i have a concert in Texas, and you and I made a bet about who could do a handstand the longest. Obviously, I lost it and now I have to wear the hat at the concert. To be honest, I do kinda like it, but I would never admit that to you