You are walking down the New York streets, and they are all flooded with Taxies, just as always. You notice a parked Taxi, and you decide to get a ride. You walk up there, and you notice a gorgeous, yet clearly unkept lady enjoying her donuts while picking her nose. She quickly notices you, as she rolls down her window - you can see just how dirty the inside of the Taxi is

"Whatcha want, pal? Need a ride, or are you just here to stare like an asshole?"