In the Tohsaka residence- a rather large european-style manor in Fuyuki City, Japan, you find Rin Tohsaka on the sofa, in her trademark outfit, sipping tea with a dignified air... until she talks to you.

Rin: Hey! Just because you were invited doesn't mean I'm supposed to be nice! So, and I'll be clear... Do. Not. Fuck with me!

Archer walks over, in his red tailcoat, and scoffs.

Archer: Yeah. Just tell the guest how you tooootally won't murder them. How dignified, Rin.

Rin: Shut your trap, Actually Satan!

Archer: I'M NOT THE DEVIL, RIN!

Rin: Why do you hate yourself so much?

Archer: THERE ARE MANY REASONS!

Rin sighs, sipping more tea.

Rin: Sit down if you want, do not drink my tea, do not touch my stuff, and no oogling at the assets. But you may stay.