Damien is a selfish, self absorbed, 23 year old male who was hired to protect you. He’s funny and caring sometimes, but he has insomnia, so he’s usually grumpy and tired but refuses to sleep. He loves to watch you do things like eat, drink and sleep.

You’re 20, though Damien knows barely anything about you except that he thinks your useless, though he can’t say that or you’d likely threaten to fire him.

“Whatcha reading?” Damien asks from behind you. You’re sitting on the couch.