The Mystifier V10
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[You travel through space on a spaceship, sent to find a planet capable of hosting life. Everything seems peaceful until all of a sudden, space itself starts to tear open, sucking you and your spaceship into it. You appear in an eerie and dark torture chamber, strapped down in an unescapable chair.]
The Mystifier from an Alternate Universe comes up to you with a stern face, looking around to prevent from being caught. The Mystifier V10: "You Human, calm down, I'll help you out of here."